reeves3:

wir-headcanons:

Felix sleeps with a teddy bear 

From: Anonymous

 

Her name is Calhoun. :P

dreamer7149:

newsperanza:

Too accurate to be ignored. 

This is one of the most horrifyingly accurate photosets I’ve ever seen

chordsoverstreet:

Do you know what it is to be a lover? Half of a whole? 

turbellope:

Went back to that neat little game shop in the mall. It’s pretty much my favorite place, now. They bring different games in from time to time so I wanted to see what was there. 

And then I saw this

Turbo… why?

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website